There is all kinds of wack-a-doodle weather happening. Funny weather brings out fascinating personal revelations. This happens when you are cooped up at home like a common household appliance. An appliance, like, for instance a COFFEE MAKER.
John does not know how to use the coffee maker at Iaciofano HQ. I just figured this out. It's one of these percolator coffee makers.
So we had to have a tutorial via text about it. Because I was not at Iaciofano HQ. And John wanted coffee. And so here you have it for all of you that don't know how to use percolator coffee makers. And for those of you who DO...this should be entertaining anyway.
* NOTE: By "the Hatch" John refers to the Dharma Swan Station from LOST.